Tobacco Will Murder You
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  1. Awesome! Stick to marijuana!

    By: SkoLaR on August 3, 2009 at 8:00 pm
  2. Pity death from tobacco wasn’t that quick and painless……

    By: D. Brown on August 31, 2009 at 7:13 pm
  3. that’s why you should smoke marihuana

    By: pan zappa on September 1, 2009 at 12:20 am
  4. Fucking potheads.

    You’re more annoying than anyone who smokes cigarettes.

    By: Bobby on September 1, 2009 at 12:06 pm
  5. With any group of responsible people, there’s an offshoot of irresponsible people. By pinning all marijuana smokers as more annoying than cigarette smokers, you’re doing a lot of people a great disservice to their character. Your sweeping generalizations sadden. This comic, however, does not. Awesome freaking comic.

    By: Khan Dijote on September 2, 2009 at 12:10 pm
  6. Cry me a river Bobby. People who smoke cigarettes are both trashy and stupid for picking up a retarded habit that they know is costly and terrible for them.

    Smoke weed everyday.

    By: BJ on September 12, 2009 at 6:17 am
  7. Marijuana damages your lungs, liver, kidneys and blodveins just as much as tobacco morons…

    Besides, marijuana dulls your senses and makes you retarded and may in worst cases give you psychosis.. And don’t give me that bullshit about marijuana does not and is perfectly safe… Recently a man was convicted in Norway because he killed a whole family under the influence of marijuana….

    By: JB on September 13, 2009 at 7:36 am
  8. Marijuana and PCP? No way that was just marijuana. Anyhow, the fact is that both cigarettes and pot are very popular vices-of-choice. What makes you give a damn about what someone else is doing to their own body? Hell, I used to smoke both (although I’ve now quit) and I’m no worse for the wear. My doctor tells me I’m healthy as a horse and I have a 168 IQ. Leave people to their own devices and worry about yourselves. I’m sure you probably drink alcohol, which is as bad as either. Even if you don’t you likely drink soda which can have many negative health ramifications. In this day and age just about anything can kill you – lighten up a bit.

    By: Bill on September 13, 2009 at 10:51 am
  9. I’m respectfully disagreeing with you on that whole post JB. Do your research!

    By: Jeff on September 14, 2009 at 8:34 pm
  10. DICKS EVERYWHERE

    By: GoReadSomeErowid on September 15, 2009 at 4:48 pm
  11. look here fuck heads .. doctors lawyers politicins and everyone else on this planet smokes weed … it has more medical uses then fucking advil .,.. watch super high me … basically the weed version of super size me … fuckin goombas

    By: I LOVE WEED on September 15, 2009 at 7:16 pm
  12. Dude JB you are fucking retarded I hate people who say pot like kills all of your organs it doesn’t do shit!!!! I am a swimmer for my high school I smoke pot everyday and it does not affect my respatory system at all and I also have a liver disease and ever since I started smoking I have been doing better than before.

    By: Nicknackpattywak on September 15, 2009 at 10:46 pm
  13. Smokin’ weed changes your neurological pathways. After a certain age, those pathways don’t really change too much, so say college, the shit won’t hurt you.

    But if you are young, or you are smokin’ it around young kids, it does do harm. Why the shit needs to stay illegal. I’m only for it if there is a designated area where it is grown, smoked, and never leaves that area, and only people over a certain age can enter/exist/be in that area (e.g. Holland).

    Moral of the story, “There is a time and a place for everything, and that place is college.” – Southpark

    By: Your Name on September 16, 2009 at 1:08 am
  14. dear internets; this is not a debate about drugs. it’s a cartoon. enjoy the cartoon, and stop taking yourself so seriously.

    By: derrr. on September 17, 2009 at 12:51 pm
  15. let people smoke ciggarettes they know what they are doing to themselves. It’s darwinism at work:)

    By: amanda on September 18, 2009 at 6:26 pm
  16. Bottom Line:
    Those who smoke cigarettes find a slight amount of joy every time they take a drag. Those who smoke weed feel at peace when they toke. I could spit out a slew of pro-marijuana facts about the shear benignity it possesses among all other class A narcotics. But I don’t have to. This is America; if you don’t like my lifestyle choices, I don’t give a shit. If you don’t want to hit it, just pass it to the next guy, and step out of the circle

    By: The Truth on September 20, 2009 at 3:34 pm
  17. FUCK tobacco. most addictive crap I’ve ever encountered.

    By: spaceface on September 20, 2009 at 6:52 pm
  18. all hail the dark lord kromdor

    By: bl00dspilla on September 21, 2009 at 4:51 pm
  19. damn, reading all these stupid comments really makes me want a cigarette!

    By: huzzuh on September 22, 2009 at 12:06 pm
  20. Best anti-smoking ad ever. lol

    To Spaceface – I think maybe you haven’t been around much. Adrenalin, heroine, caffiene … there are a whole lot of things more addictive than tobacco. However, the tobacco industry is trying to fix that. lol

    My personal favorite thing more addictive than tobacco – Stumble! Woot.

    By: Grey on September 22, 2009 at 6:56 pm
  21. I think I need “Stumble Rehab”… it’s that bad.

    By: addict on September 23, 2009 at 5:27 am
  22. It’s not the tobacco that kills you, so this illustration is completely wrong. Talking to JB: You’re a fucking moron.

    By: Daniel on September 23, 2009 at 7:53 am
  23. Perhaps if it is agricultural we should be able to smoke what we want without the government interfereing.It is the USA where liberty is supposed to be the rule not the exception.

    By: Lee E. Stevens on September 23, 2009 at 9:57 pm
  24. Pot does long term damage nicknack. Good luck with that later in life.
    Also, good points about freedom in America the truth. This is America people. If you want to smoke cigs, go right ahead. If you want to smoke pot, well, it’s illegal but not hard to do regardless. Do it responsibly at least. Good cartoon. It’s funny. Isn’t that why we’re here? To look at the funny cartoon?

    By: Me on September 25, 2009 at 12:56 am
  25. LOLWUT ?
    at first, i think the cig’s gonna burn him with his flaming head.

    By: robb on September 25, 2009 at 4:30 am
  26. i just want all of u to know i just read all of your comment stoned off my ass and thought it was the funniest thing ever ur all so fucking gay

    By: pothead420 on September 25, 2009 at 12:31 pm
  27. first off how does marijuana even relate to this comic? [[funny comic by the way.]] i do smoke both marijuana and cigs… and that is a personal choice i’ve made. and if you choose not to then don’t and shut the fuck up… no one is going around telling you that you are a dumbass for doing the things you do and making the choices you make. the fact the self righteous people find the need to tell other people that smoking marijuana is wrong just makes me sick. who the hell are you to say what is wrong or right for someone else? if you make the decision not to smoke then don’t and get off your damn high horse. i bet you’ve never even tried it… right? and when you spew out your facts you found on google you sound like a moron. i hope you know that. and personally i don’t appreciate your derogatory stereotypes… so moral of the story… fuck off.. until you have a clue. =]

    By: stoner_girl_in_a conservative_world on September 26, 2009 at 2:37 am
  28. 1. Marijuana does anything BUT dull the senses… It heightens all senses, except for maybe reaction time, lol. Other than that though – everything is louder, everything is brighter, tastes better, smells better… etc. So shut the fuck up.
    2. It doesn’t cause even half the damage cigarettes do. Cigarettes are full of chemicals. Marijuana is all natural. It helps fight off cancer. It has no effect to one’s lungs.

    Quit talking shit until you kids do your research.

    By: What? on September 29, 2009 at 9:51 pm
  29. Loved the comic…loved Grey’s comment. Found this page with stumble. Now for my next hit….

    By: Luke on October 5, 2009 at 2:46 pm
  30. Attempting to quit smoking cigs, have quit smoking pot… have taken health classes. JB is correct. Marijuana does do all the same damages cigs do, to lungs, liver, brain, etc. and can do so more quickly because few people filter marijuana smoke. It also does dull senses (hence its painkilling properties) and can dull brain function (the retardation JB mentions) as part of its neuro deadening. I was unaware of the psychosis thing JB mentions; that may be with treated mari, or might be new science.

    That said, marijuana isn’t any more dangerous than having a drink and a cig, and is physically less addictive, so if ethyl and nicky are legal, mari should be also.

    I’ve clipped this pic, hoping it will help me not buy smokes tomorrow.

    By: stahr on October 7, 2009 at 10:21 pm
  31. All things in moderation is ok.

    By: christin on October 9, 2009 at 11:20 am
  32. To be honest who cares? Live and Let live. The comic is good and we’ll find out if Pot really harms us in about 40 more years or so if the current potheads continue to be potheads. The thing is that most people only smoke as a teenager and stop as they get older. With the coming generations teens are beginning to smoke now as they grow older and into adult hood. So find someone who has smoked for 30+ years at least once a day and then we can know the effects. I personally don’t smoke but who am I to judge the ones who do?

    By: Lunyka on October 10, 2009 at 1:55 am
  33. Excuse me, but, bottom line, someone who’s high on weed is
    drunk–absorbed in his own private little woo-woo world of pretty lights and groovy sounds. When I visit someone expecting to have a spirited intellectual discussion only to find he’s been toking a joint, I’ve learned I might as well leave, then. The person I was expecting has been replaced by a clone with wadded toilet paper for brains.
    Hooray for weed. Let’s all get stupid.

    By: Banjo on October 10, 2009 at 11:09 am
  34. Smoke weed everyday!

    By: Becca on October 22, 2009 at 6:15 pm
  35. Tobacco is toxic and marijuana is not. Instead of smoking them, try eating them: 1/4 oz of pot in brownies or 1/4 oz tobacco in brownies. With the pot, you’ll simply get high and hungrier; with the tobacco, you will die FAST unless someone pumps out your stomach. Tobacco will kill you if you get enough of it on your skin. Really.

    Oh yeah, good toon!

    By: Peetzamon on October 23, 2009 at 4:21 pm
  36. Stop arguing, here is your answer. Tobacco causes cancer, chewing it or smoking it. If you smoke it, it can cause lung cancer not only from the carcinogens inherent to the tobacco plant, but also from inhaling smoke after combusting (lighting) the plant. Therefore, marijuana (though it might not have the carcinogens tobacco has when it comes out of the ground) can still probably lead to lung cancer if it is combusted and inhaled (anything lit will create carbon monoxide). Also, smoking marijuana will most definitely affect your lung capacity overtime due to tar and other particulates you are inhaling. FYI, weed is probably safer, but it is not safe….you are inhaling smoke for godsake, do you not notice the fact you are coughing and wreching when you get high?? This is your body saying “this is not good for me”.

    By: deep on October 23, 2009 at 11:47 pm
  37. You can’t do either one when your eatin pussy, :-D

    By: james on October 25, 2009 at 8:28 am
  38. Who gives a fuck what people are doing? If you think that people are stupid for smoking then don’t you want them dead sooner anyway? Stop pointlessly bitching to people on the internet. If you had the mental capacity to form a legitimate opinion then you wouldn’t be wasting your time bitching about a COMIC STRIP. Also nice google searches on marijuana and cigarettes to make yourself seem educated. Get fucked.

    By: luke on October 29, 2009 at 4:13 am
  39. “Recently a man was convicted in Norway because he killed a whole family under the influence of marijuana….”

    right, because correlation implies causation. uh-huh.

    By: lol on November 1, 2009 at 10:48 pm
  40. I lost too many close people to me due to cigarettes

    By: kje on November 4, 2009 at 3:45 pm
  41. Ok personally, weed is just as bad as tobacco. Maybe even worse. You guys really dont realize the type of influence marijuana can have on you. You dont realize it because you are high half the time. I have had many experiences with marijuana. and have countless friends that used to be highly successful and are now bums, at home, watching tv all day and smoking weed. YOU CALL THAT LIFE???? Come on guys. Really. Smoking weed may relieve stress but there are so many things out there that can help you instead of weed.

    By: ChristineV on November 12, 2009 at 2:34 pm
  42. i didn’t realize people felt so strongly about weed. i smoke occasionally with my friends as we are not big drinkers. i have a lot of fun doing it and i see it as something Im going to do while Im young. i think that the problems with weed come down to the individual. people surely can get addicted to weed, but its just like anything else. weak minds are the ones most likely to abuse weed.

    By: karmaslogan on December 20, 2009 at 11:05 am
  43. This was a very good comic. Merry Christmas and good will towards all people, whether you smoke crack or weed or cigs it doesn’t matter just try not to be so hostile. :)

    By: Mick on December 20, 2009 at 4:24 pm
  44. everytime i hear the word cancer i need a cigarette, i’m not sure i get it yet.

    By: adalea on December 25, 2009 at 7:48 am
  45. HAY JB BRA GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE YOURE SO UNIRIE =)

    By: decline on December 25, 2009 at 9:31 am
  46. If tobacco kills…then how come my great grand father, who started smoking at the age of 15 and died at the age of 97 did so in PERFECT health. No cancer, no lung problems, no major heart problems….NOTHING! He died because he had a heart attack due to a weak heart. Docs said that his heart was weak due to his age. Smoking had NO effect on his health. And back in the day when he started, his only choice was non filtered cigs. So…Explain this one….

    By: Meredith on January 10, 2010 at 3:41 pm
  47. James. Your post here is my favorite. lol
    The rest of you are wasting your time. No one is going to change anyone’s opinion here.

    By: Moi on January 21, 2010 at 2:20 am
  48. I just quit smoking cigarettes, and still smoke weed. I think that we just use these things to distract us, just like we use the t.v. or the computer…Weed is fun, it shrinks tumors..Super high me was amazing, smoke a joint and watch it. I have learned a lot about myself smoking pot and for that I do owe respect to the green tobacco. It all comes down to people doing what they think is right at anytime in any aspect. If its right to pick up a cigarette to get your nicotine fix in, go for it. If its right to smoke a bowl, a join, a steam roller, whatever you prefer go for it. Unless you get caught with it…or unless you die from cancer who cares. We are all going to die anyway. Mine as well enjoy everything as it comes.
    P.S…marijuana does kill brain cells, but if you go out for a run, or work out your brain cells do get restored up to a certain age.

    have fun and enjoy more cartoons and conversations like these…because we can actually have them as compared to many people in other countries where if you steal you get your finger cut off.

    Namaste

    By: smile on January 22, 2010 at 3:44 pm
  49. Holy freak’n crap that’s alot of comments. Go to a blog people, you’re kill’n a good joke. lol.

    By: Dude who keel you on January 24, 2010 at 3:45 pm
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