that is so cute

Hey,

Wanna…see eachother sometime? Potter and I were talking, and he’s been saying you’re into some pretty raunchy stuff. Whaddya say?

PROFESSOR SNAPE

YOU FREAK SNAPE GOD. LEAVE THE YOUNG LADY ALONE.

damn you snape leava Bells ALONE

Hey, hey, I LOVE HER. SHE WAS JUST A **** FOR YOU BLACK. I KNOW IT. YOU’RE JUST LIKE SIRIUS, ALWAYS GETTING *****.I HATE YOU!!

I…I don’t know what to say!

Take Snape….he’s got enough to satisy you, if you get my drift…

GINNY YOU ****. I KNEW YOU WEREN’T ACTUALLY GETTING EXTRA POTIONS TUTORING.

****’S GONNA GET REAL.

Snape, btw, you’re fired, you pedophile.

WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO

Hehehe, there’s something of yours Bella, that I’d like to get into.

Oh my god, Jacob, you manslut. Leave her alone, she obviously wants me. She’s just confused.

……………………………………………..

okay just let me take these peskey clothes off

I’d like to put my basilisk in your chamber of secrets.

WAIT WAIT, WHICH ONE OF US? CHOOSE BELLA. It;s time.

that was ment 4 jake

CHOOSE ME! CHOOSE ME! CHOOSE ME!!!

WTF? * cries, then cuts self some more *

Okay, baby, whaddya wanna do first?

damn it snape leave me the hell alone

Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.

well… what do you want to do

You know what they say, right? Once you go Black you never go back.

ok

i know

BUT BELLA!!! Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

****’S GONNA GET REAAAALL!

*tears jacobs shirt off and pushess him on the bed* well u going 2 take off your pants or do i have to do that2

*Starts butt ******* Jacob*

get off of him

Don’t stop Bella…give it 2 me baby

SNAPE STOP YOU PERV

ohh Jacob

OOOOH bella….yeaha baby, You’re so good 2 me

* splooge * Whoops…sorry…bout that…uh…

talk dirty to me

I wouldn’t have *** early…hmph.

i dont care

I want you to suck me off nice and slow, let me *** in ur mouth and all over u, u dirty ****

ooooohhh JAKE

Then I’d take off ur clothes, get u nice and wet, suck ur tits, bite a little

Start fingering you, pumping in and out of your nice wet *****

OHH OH YEAH

Maybe suck it a little, drink up all ur delicious juices

Then, I’d take my long, hard ****, (9in), and push it in you hard

and **** you hard and silly

Till you came hard, screaming my name

WOah. DUDE. GET A ******* ROOM.

OOOOOOHHHH MYYY GOD JACOB

I’m pretty hard right now.

Talk dirty to me Bella…I wanna hear what u’d do to me.

sweet talk me

Bella, I want to hold your hand forever

I want us to have kids together, to live togther, for ever, my love.

Gaaaaayyyy

i’d lick your **** like a popcicle swirl it around with my toung

GOD POTTER STOP. I’m leaving.

ooh god jake

OH DAMN I’M STAYING

DON’T LEAVE

You youngsters need to stop now. Exchange numbers or something. THIS IS A PUBLIC PLACE, YO, AND ALBUS IS MOST DISPLEASED.

GET OUT AL

STOP IT BELLA. YOU ****.

Jake?!!

That’s it. Going to another uberpix page. WHY CAN’T YOU GUYS BE HAPPY FOR ME?? WHY??? YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVEEEE

jacob!?!

YOU RUN JAKE. YOU LOSER. I’LL FIND YOU !!!! AND SO WILL HARRY, AND SNAPE, AND ALBUS!! AND BELLA’S DAD!!

damn u edward u ruin everything

BELLA! I’m so disappointed with you.

…………..YOU RUINED OUR RELATIONSHIP

wana have sex????

YES *****

GIVE IT 2 ME YOU *****

i’m going to kill you edward, snape set the ******* on fire and i’ll give you whatever u want

forget what just appered my computer is a bit on the slow side

eddy where are you

I’M SETTING HIM ON FIRE NOW!! I’M BURNING THE ******* *******!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD, WHY BELLA WHYYYYYYYY

**** got real.

A glooming peace this morning with it brings;
The sun, for sorrow, will not show his head:
Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things;
Some shall be pardon’d, and some punished:
For never was a story of more woe
Than this of Bella and her Jacobo. And Severus. And Harry. And butt pirate Edward. There were a lot of guys. She was kind of a *****.

wow. Beautiful. I’m gonna go pillage some towns.

*PUTS OUT FIRE* I’M SORRY .

U OK

ED

AWW **** HE DIED

No I didn’t

OHHHHH

what

bella???

*starts unbottoning eds shirt* Take your pants off

o…kay*ziiip*

Are you going 4 a 2in1

yes *takes shirt back off*

no No NO Bella i’m sorry, but no i’m not going to have sex with you . At least not tonight. Sorry*zips pants back up puts bella back in her shirt*

you aciidentally used my name

Aw man!

well fine but can you at least stay

Yes *grabs Bella and puts her on the bed climbs in and hugs her* comfy

yes night edward

Good night Love

nothing like a happy ending, eh folks?

* breathing heavily, Climbs into bed with Edward and Bella *

WTF SEVERUS? oh, he can stay.

* ending music plays, credits roll. *

Thank you, thank you.

damn you severous i’ll get all these guys to cut you’re **** off if you dont stop followingme

You guys are ******* weird.

*stabs Chris* Damn you sky people.

Holy ****. You do realize EVERYONE can see that.

:I

I’m back. mwahahaha

WTF HAPPENED HERE?

How about i kill all you muthafuckas and take bella home and **** her senseless? sounds good? aight

MMM DRACO WE ARE GONNA HAVE A 4-SOME COME ON BELLA

Bella forget these other guys…us and Draco can show you a great time that will keep you coming back for more every day

HELL YEAH BOIIIIIS WE’LL GIVE HER THE VIP TOUR OF SLYTHERIN AND SHOW HER HOW TO PROPERLY WEILD A MAGIC WAND

My magic wand is casting spells already…

Crab, Goyle shut the **** up.

I can’t decide if this is an EPIC FAIL or an EPIC WIN…..>.<!

yeah but what i cant decide if ur a tool or a ***

all of the above

All the above

O.O is definately a tool and a *** draco you da man

Ven Hellsing, I’d like to put my basilisk in your chamber of secrets. Hopefully i won’t pop a sorcerer’s stone.

wtf is going on here……….

Ya Jacob…wait would that make you *** or would that make ven hellsing *** since he the once who likes it?

iLikePIE is my bfff

I’m going to pop all your cherries

this is just getting worse and worse……

um edward…ya we are guys and we dont have cherries so ya…you wanna fight meet me in person tonight…outside…its going down!

you guys are all ******* weird

I’ll buy you some cherries

Coming from the one who calls himself Weird Kid

ihi ihihi oobseo

This is a perversion of what free speech was meant to be

Welcome to America

i’ll buy him some too bfff

Gentlemen:
By an anonymous summons, an attempt has been made to convene you together; how inconsistent with the rules of propriety, how unmilitary, and how subversive of all order and discipline, let the good sense of the army decide…

Thus much, gentlemen, I have thought it incumbent on me to observe to you, to show upon what principles I opposed the irregular and hasty meeting which was proposed to have been held on Tuesday last – and not because I wanted a disposition to give you every opportunity consistent with your own honor, and the dignity of the army, to make known your grievances. If my conduct heretofore has not evinced to you that I have been a faithful friend to the army, my declaration of it at this time would be equally unavailing and improper. But as I was among the first who embarked in the cause of our common country. As I have never left your side one moment, but when called from you on public duty. As I have been the constant companion and witness of your distresses, and not among the last to feel and acknowledge your merits. As I have ever considered my own military reputation as inseparably connected with that of the army. As my heart has ever expanded with joy, when I have heard its praises, and my indignation has arisen, when the mouth of detraction has been opened against it, it can scarcely be supposed, at this late stage of the war, that I am indifferent to its interests.

But how are they to be promoted? The way is plain, says the anonymous addresser. If war continues, remove into the unsettled country, there establish yourselves, and leave an ungrateful country to defend itself. But who are they to defend? Our wives, our children, our farms, and other property which we leave behind us. Or, in this state of hostile separation, are we to take the two first (the latter cannot be removed) to perish in a wilderness, with hunger, cold, and nakedness? If peace takes place, never sheathe your swords, says he, until you have obtained full and ample justice; this dreadful alternative, of either deserting our country in the extremest hour of her distress or turning our arms against it (which is the apparent object, unless Congress can be compelled into instant compliance), has something so shocking in it that humanity revolts at the idea. My God! What can this writer have in view, by recommending such measures? Can he be a friend to the army? Can he be a friend to this country? Rather, is he not an insidious foe? Some emissary, perhaps, from New York, plotting the ruin of both, by sowing the seeds of discord and separation between the civil and military powers of the continent? And what a compliment does he pay to our understandings when he recommends measures in either alternative, impracticable in their nature?

I cannot, in justice to my own belief, and what I have great reason to conceive is the intention of Congress, conclude this address, without giving it as my decided opinion, that that honorable body entertain exalted sentiments of the services of the army; and, from a full conviction of its merits and sufferings, will do it complete justice. That their endeavors to discover and establish funds for this purpose have been unwearied, and will not cease till they have succeeded, I have not a doubt. But, like all other large bodies, where there is a variety of different interests to reconcile, their deliberations are slow. Why, then, should we distrust them? And, in consequence of that distrust, adopt measures which may cast a shade over that glory which has been so justly acquired; and tarnish the reputation of an army which is celebrated through all Europe, for its fortitude and patriotism? And for what is this done? To bring the object we seek nearer? No! most certainly, in my opinion, it will cast it at a greater distance.

For myself (and I take no merit in giving the assurance, being induced to it from principles of gratitude, veracity, and justice), a grateful sense of the confidence you have ever placed in me, a recollection of the cheerful assistance and prompt obedience I have experienced from you, under every vicissitude of fortune, and the sincere affection I feel for an army I have so long had the honor to command will oblige me to declare, in this public and solemn manner, that, in the attainment of complete justice for all your toils and dangers, and in the gratification of every wish, so far as may be done consistently with the great duty I owe my country and those powers we are bound to respect, you may freely command my services to the utmost of my abilities.

While I give you these assurances, and pledge myself in the most unequivocal manner to exert whatever ability I am possessed of in your favor, let me entreat you, gentlemen, on your part, not to take any measures which, viewed in the calm light of reason, will lessen the dignity and sully the glory you have hitherto maintained; let me request you to rely on the plighted faith of your country, and place a full confidence in the purity of the intentions of Congress; that, previous to your dissolution as an army, they will cause all your accounts to be fairly liquidated, as directed in their resolutions, which were published to you two days ago, and that they will adopt the most effectual measures in their power to render ample justice to you, for your faithful and meritorious services. And let me conjure you, in the name of our common country, as you value your own sacred honor, as you respect the rights of humanity, and as you regard the military and national character of America, to express your utmost horror and detestation of the man who wishes, under any specious pretenses, to overturn the liberties of our country, and who wickedly attempts to open the floodgates of civil discord and deluge our rising empire in blood.

By thus determining and thus acting, you will pursue the plain and direct road to the attainment of your wishes. You will defeat the insidious designs of our enemies, who are compelled to resort from open force to secret artifice. You will give one more distinguished proof of unexampled patriotism and patient virtue, rising superior to the pressure of the most complicated sufferings. And you will, by the dignity of your conduct, afford occasion for posterity to say, when speaking of the glorious example you have exhibited to mankind, “Had this day been wanting, the world had never seen the last stage of perfection to which human nature is capable of attaining.”

George Washington – March 15, 1783

GEORGE WASHINGTON YOU EPICLY WIN

They’re probobly going to get rid of this page because of the amount of comments…….. FTW

Bella your hpt

Lol I’m commenting from my smartphone now lmao

Wtf bob. WE NEED THE OTHER COMMENTORS BACK

hey every one listen what happened between me and jacob was compleatly idiodic(spellcheck) and stupid i was out of my right mind and right now my boyfriend is mad at me and that will be the last time that i ever do anything like that again

Oh thats ok i didn’t mean any of it either.

But what happened to all the fun comments?

JUST KIDDING!

oooh yessss

THE DARK LORD IS MOST PLEASED WITH YOU ALL.

ESPIECALLY DRACO, CRABBE, AND GOYLE. KEEP POPPING THOSE CHERRIES BOYS. AND STICK WITH SYLTHERIN.

NO who ever said I was kidding is a fraud i’m not ever doing that again my bf hates me right now and i haven’t even shown him this so never will i do this again.

MMM Bella have fun with me and Jacob and Draco Malfoy

BELLA GET UR *** OVER HERE NOW SO WE CAN TEAR YOUR ***** UP! MAKE CRY AND BEG FOR MORE AND THEN DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!

im in with draco crab and goyle

Bella you know you want to play with ours and Dracos magic wands we want to destroy your *****

mwahahahahahahahaha

I’m special

I farted!

I have a huge ***** and I love to fondle my boobies

wow. WTF? foursome lol

Where’s my son?

iPWN

Really…really guys? God really ****** up the whole ‘me-dying-to-save-you-from-sin’ thing. Look at yourselves. Damn.

P.S. Bella……gurl I’ma tear dat *** UPPPPP

Luna Lovegood…i can help you fondle your boobies

I agree. Bella’s taken, bro.

agreed

Well thats fine…I think i have Luna Lovegood now

LISTEN TO MEEEEE!
live long and prosper *******

Kirk will kick your ***, ****

I love BELLA SWAN!!! I AM GONNA DESTROY HER *****!

What have you kids gotten into?

drugs

*****

lawlz

lawlz indeed my fair maiden

GTFO crab and goyle!

im on you zelda

Lol its really 10:01 AM here.

Ya…why does its say 2:01 pm?

you all ****! really?

what

you are all bossy

why would you say that

because you are all pervs

Ginny Weasley is the biggest **** in here and i like that

Ginny,
Slytherin house would love to bring you back and rape you all night.
Thanks,
Crab and Goyle

GINNY WEASLEY!!!! IF YOU WANT TO STAY ALIVE YOU WILL COME OVER TO SLYTHERIN HOUSE SO CRAB GOYLE AND I CAN TEAR YOUR ***** UP!!!!!!!!

GINNY WEASLEY IF YOU WANT TO STAY ALIVE YOU WILL COME OVER TO SLYTHERIN HOUSE SO CRAB GOYLE AND I CAN TEAR YOUR ***** UP!!!!!!!!

You tell her Draco

im so scared

ill come over

WTF?

take *** instead of me

ill take it like a man unlike you ginny

thats because im a girl you idiot

Lol I’ll **** her soo hard

who are you talking to

Guys I hate life. I just don’t know who I am anymore. Can anyone help me?

Yes, you’re freddy krueger

me neither

I hate everyone in here. You are all ugly. and smell like death. your mustaches DO NOT impress me. May Zorpon, the unicorn king condemn you all.

you guys are such ****

Alex is a sexy name

That is incredibly offensive. PHASERS SET TO KILL!

im not any of those

want to go have some fun Alex im bored

alex don’t judge me you have never seen me

ill have some fun all over your face. you can be my princess leia(:

This Alex Seibenick kid sounds like one of those World of Warcraft gamers. Zorpon, king of the unicorns? Phasers? Really? Hmm..let’s see her, I’m gonna use God’s Condem Them To Hell tools to loca- ..uhh…ehmm…ehh..uhmm…I mean God’s CHRISTIAN LOCATOR to see if I’m right. Hmmm….yep! Damn I’m good. I should launch his *** back into the stone age with my powers just for the fun of it. He’ll go crazy.

Im incredibly offended by the ****** that keeps calling us faggots

NOOOOOOOOOOOOZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scotty will beam me up and take me home! TAKE THAT JESUS

***

******

i hope you dont mess up my face

No I won’t

you are all geeks im done with you all

youll try to but *** is going to take it like a man so i dont need to worry right ***?

yaaa u guyrs r lyk rrly dumb n stuff

what ever damn ginger

i will DESTROY your face with my fum…fun….Jesus! help me out on this one. tell Ginny how much fun im going to produce. its going to be like La Blue Girl…but better.

i read that

what ever.
you all ****!

i bet you wish you were funny. like when luke and leia kissed………theyre related. THATS FUNNY

Alex you could not even get a ginger like ginny your life is hopless

hey im ***

dont know what your talking about

that was someone else not me

to bad this is Markgraphs jersey number

no this is brandon marsh dont say that

this is brendon

Moeller sucks X rocks

I love being able to speak elvish….

Brenon is a *** dont listen to him

oh hay guyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Zapanta were are you

YOUR MUSTACHES DO NOT IMPRESS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

o well

i like men a lot

Brennan, for participating in this you are grounded for two months. No questions asked. When you get home go straight to your room. No phone, tv, games, anything. Oh and I want your guitar too. Tim needs to borrow it. Have a great day honey!

hahahahaha my life sucks

Ginny we want you bad we will do you so bad and just skeet all over you and your hot body

to bad moeller football, *** and Brenen lupenburger already has me

i want your d

this is for crab and goyle

I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket’s closed
Rap critics they say he’s “Money Cash Hoes”
I’m from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
You’d be celebrating the minute you was havin’ dough
I’m like **** critics you can kiss my whole *******
If you don’t like my lyrics you can press fast forward
I got beef with radio if i don’t play they show
They don’t play my hits i don’t give a **** SO
Rap mags try and use my black ***
So advertisers can give ‘em more cash for ads, *******
I don’t know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I’m from rags to ritches niggas I ain’t dumb
I got 99 problems but a ***** ain’t one
Hit me

[Chorus]
99 problems but the ***** aint one
If you’re havin’ girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a ***** ain’t one
Hit me

[Verse Two]
The year’s ‘94 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother ******’ law
I got two choices y’all pull over the car or (hmmm)
Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain’t tryin’ to see no highway chase with Jay.
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So I…pull over to the side of the road
I heard “Son do you know why I’m stoppin’ you for?”
Cause I’m young and I’m black and my hats real low?
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don’t know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo’?
“Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo’ ”
“Liscense and registration and step out of the car”
“Are you carryin’ a weapon on you I know a lot of you are”
I ain’t steppin out of **** all my paper’s legit
“Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?”
Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you gon’ need a warrant for that
“Aren’t you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something’?”
“Or somebody important or somethin’?”
Nah, I ain’t pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won’t illegally search my ****
“We’ll see how smart you are when the K9 come”
I got 99 problems but a ***** ain’t one
Hit me

[Chorus]
99 Problems but a ***** ain’t one
if you havin girl problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a ***** ain’t one hit me

99 Problems but a ***** ain’t one
if you havin girl problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a ***** ain’t one
Hit me

[Verse Three]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a *****
But a ***** havin no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that’s gonna happen is I’ma get to clappin
He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratchin again
paparazzi’s with they cameras snappin them
D.A. tried to give the nigga shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause I’m African
All because this fool was harrasin’ them
Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
But ain’t nothin sweet ’bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems being a ***** ain’t one.
Hit me

8==(=) (you penetrating my bottom)

dude thats graphic

ok, has any1 actually read this whole thing?

TechnologyTechnologyTechnologyTechnologyTechnology

me

i did

same

big ole rob weisgerber slow down on sending the messages

i no who you are fearless loveland leader

TTTTTEEEEEEAAAAACCCCCCCHHHHNNNOOOOLLLLLLOOOOGGGGGYYYY

8=====D~~~TechnologyTechnology

gingers are hot, but hermione is hotter

Your cool Moeller Football 91 your cool

Hermione is super uber hot…i would do her anyday

8=========(=>
oooooooooooooooooo god

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYEAAAHHH HERMIONE

completely agree with crab and goyle

I like signing on and impersonating other people because I am a *****. Alex didn’t really write that. Alex little wrote this though.

yupp

I’m probobly going to eventually get an Open Pandora console.

im going to kill whoever this is

i love hermione granger and i wanna **** her all day!

woot

this would be way funnier if it wasnt just four kids sitting by each other in photo

woot woot

Im not in photo

Zapanta and schaffer are in it somewhere

Zapanta is Crab and Goyle

dude im in collage
you ***

i hope you die iLikePIE. youre just some guy….some guy in the sky. reading catcher in the rye. my oh my. youre just some guy. SOME GUY I WANT TO DIE iLikePIE!

my bad i spelled it wrong

this next comment is not me

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

stop using my name ****

ohyeah

stop using my name ill find you and beat you up

what ever

Marsh. youre annoying. you’ve always been annoying. you think youre funny. youre not. you suck at football. you have no hopes in life. you think youre this awesome guy that every likes. YOURE NOT…….sincerely -The Mayor’s son

ok whitney

what a ******

found you!!! hahahahah!!!

This is Tim. Not whitney

lets be done with this mmmm…

i am wes cuprill!!!!! so go die all of u while i play golf!

but i would look at granger all day long and jack

i am not in photo im in US history

*takes Hermione without her compliance and has fun with her. she then moans continusly.*

wow really

go to diet water its the next one lets go there and chat

***, you’re a ***

trolls

trolls were

life is like a box o choolates

shhhhhhhhhh!!

im racist

ginny wants me!!!!! and she wants 2 give me head!!!

OMGG. I WANT ALL OF YOU BOYZZ

I’LL DO ANYTHING FOR WEED.

Okay, somebody used my name or something. I’ve been out all day getting my legs amputated because Ive lost all circulation in my legs. I wish somebody would have told me that my pants have been too tight…

someone give me weeeed

You guys need a life.

Oh wow……. What have I started…..

lol

I’m reading these comments and think these are just hilarious. Nice one guys.

OH MY GOSH ITS THE GUY FROM TWILIGHT

im gonna rape all of you tonight

NOT ME! I WILL HIT YOU WITH A PIE!

im back well kind off anyway

so am i hahahahahahahahahahahaha

god damn what a ***

men

lolz. Still continuing….

hell ya

sex is fun

were did everyone go

I don’t know

I ate them.

NOT AGAIN

OHHH MY GOSHHH men

I agree

OHHHH TOTALLLY

W…T…F…

Rickrolled

d a m n now because of this ******* i n g thing i did on here my boyfriend broke up with me D,X

im a ***** but i like it